Wed, 10/12/2011 - 04:45 — Anonymous Capital/Core 352-1120 The Imperial
Guard has declined to release the names of three persons arrested on the
Palace grounds yesterday, pending further investigation."The culprits were
apparently simple journalists, seeking out advance information on the
upcoming Holiday celebrations," stated Sir Ioan Khatena, spokesman for the
Imperial Guard. "We have no information thus far to indicate a more sinister
purpose. Still, this is unlikely to make any difference in our treatment of
the situation. Break into the Palace to steal a currant bun from the kitchen,
and the Guard will treat you exactly as if you had planned mayhem on an
Imperial minister."Preparations for the upcoming Holiday have been carried
out under a great deal of secrecy. Imperial spokesmen promise only that there
will be a celebration of unparalleled magnificence.Ω
